Re: Jokes to Tell

**Cornsilk** Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:45 pm

Can we get a rimshot?

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch Who?

Bless you.

Spynmaster Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:56 pm

"I'm gonna spend Valentine's day with my ex.........box 360." XD

**TRS Reala** Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:52 am

What's purple, loves dreams, and sounds like an angry dog?

Silk, at the moment.

Spynmaster Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:32 pm

e~e Classy, Reala. Classy.

"Who's red and black and green all over?"

"Reala, 'cause s/he's jealous of NiGHTS hogging the spotlight on his/her own show!" Very Happy

**TRS Reala** Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:11 am

Spam removed. If you aren't contributing to the topic (In this case, telling a joke), then don't comment. Repeated spamming is grounds for a strike, so show some restraint!

Now to stay on topic and also poke fun at the most worthless of all human holidays...
Question: "So, do you have a date for Valentine's Day?"
Answer: "Yes. It's February 14th!"

**TRS NiGHTS** Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:33 am

Why does it not matter what you call Cupid?

Because Eros by any other name is still Eros!
Eros is the Greek God of Love, if you don't get it... same entity. - and no it's not a Shakespeare reference, although it may have started as a misquote...

midone Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:34 am

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Sue.
Sue Who?
Sue Reala's lawyer, he is a cheater.

**TRS NiGHTS** Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:03 pm

Knock Knock...
Who's There?
Aloof...
Aloof Who?
Aloof Everyone on This Forum!
(Say it out loud!)

Spynmaster Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:14 pm

What did the Valentine's day card say to the stamp?

Stick with me, and we'll go places!

**TRS NiGHTS** Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:05 am

Wow, so many Knock Knock jokes! And like the snow, they're not stopping yet!

"Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
"Icy"
"Icy Who?"
"Icy No End to This Winter..."

midone Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:12 pm

What did Tony Hawk say when he was preparing shredded cheese?
"Yo, I'm Shreddin, Dude!" R.I.P, The good Tony Hawk Games (Up to American Wasteland)

Spynmaster Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:57 pm

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

Looks like he made an investment for the future B) of his love life.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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