Jokes to Tell
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Re: Jokes to Tell
Cornsilk Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:18 am
What's blue, green, and spiky, and loves to run?
Elliot when he's about to slam dunk!
Elliot when he's about to slam dunk!
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Spynmaster Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:39 am
What's red and black and feathery all over?
Reala after an interview with chickens.
Who's red and pink and doughy all over?
Claris after she tries to bake.
Reala after an interview with chickens.
Who's red and pink and doughy all over?
Claris after she tries to bake.
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Re: Jokes to Tell
Cornsilk Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:19 am
You're really going after Claris XD I'm not even sure when it was decided that she couldn't cook...
Okay, in order of tonight's premier here's a Walking Dead joke -
What are the survivors growing in their garden?
Zombeets!
Okay, in order of tonight's premier here's a Walking Dead joke -
What are the survivors growing in their garden?
Zombeets!
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Spynmaster Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:32 pm
Don't you remember? It was when Claris tried to make biscuits out of Reala.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
So Jackle couldn't introduce them to "Gwen".
Why did the chickens cross the road?
So Jackle couldn't introduce them to "Gwen".
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TRS NiGHTS Tue Oct 15, 2013 7:18 pm
Are you thinking of the TRS pilot, Spyn? That wasn't in character, since TRS didn't even exist yet! It was just nonsense made to cheer someone up who really needed it!
I just heard this one and thought it was funny!
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?
A cocker‐poodle‐boo!
I just heard this one and thought it was funny!
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?
A cocker‐poodle‐boo!
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Spynmaster Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:13 am
"Are those muscles on Reala?"
"Nope. Being masculine has an allergic reaction to nightmaren.
Here's your sign."
"Nope. Being masculine has an allergic reaction to nightmaren.
Here's your sign."
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Cornsilk Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:44 pm
No one besides Spyn has any jokes? Come on guys, they don't have to be good! Just so they make us smile. 
What kind of spirit haunts a chicken coop?
A Poultrygeist!
What kind of spirit haunts a chicken coop?
A Poultrygeist!
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Spynmaster Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:01 pm
XDDD Good one, SiLK! I have to tell that one to Wynd!
HELLLLLLLO!!! Where in all of the Dream Plane did everyone go?! Pickle and I are pretty much the only action up in here! Disappointing! Let's tell some jokes, peoples!
What do a dolphin and Elliot have in common?
They both work well with hoops!
HELLLLLLLO!!! Where in all of the Dream Plane did everyone go?! Pickle and I are pretty much the only action up in here! Disappointing! Let's tell some jokes, peoples!
What do a dolphin and Elliot have in common?
They both work well with hoops!
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Spynmaster Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:38 am
I know it's supposed to be funny, but...I just feel sorry for them... 
Where does Elliot go for breakfast?
Dunkin' Donuts!
Where does Elliot go for breakfast?
Dunkin' Donuts!
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Cornsilk Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:05 am
Oh come on, it's no worse than the jokes making fun of the TRS castmembers...
I saw this one online - why are demons and ghouls always found together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
I saw this one online - why are demons and ghouls always found together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
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MagicPickleFairy Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:55 am
What is a nightmaren's favorite musical?
The Puffy of the Opera.
The Puffy of the Opera.
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Cornsilk Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:38 pm
Eww... XD
Why did the mummy go to the pharmacy?
Just begauze!
Why did the mummy go to the pharmacy?
Just begauze!
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dreamrevolution Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:26 am
What do you get when you fuse a creature with a seat?
A CreatChair.
A CreatChair.
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Spynmaster Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:20 pm
What does a vegetarian zombie say?
Grrraaaaains...
Grrraaaaains...
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TRS NiGHTS Sun Oct 20, 2013 6:10 pm
Heh, those were funny, Spyn and DR! Creatchairs... clever!
Hey, why is a zombie the ideal boyfriend?
Because he won't judge you based on your looks, he loves you for your brains!
Hey, why is a zombie the ideal boyfriend?
Because he won't judge you based on your looks, he loves you for your brains!
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midone Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:25 pm
What did the milk villain say?
"Drat! Spoiled again!"
"Drat! Spoiled again!"
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Spynmaster Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:41 pm
Who is the name of the vampire that ate his veggies?
Broccula!
Broccula!
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Cornsilk Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:09 pm
Reminds me of the old Duckula cartoon... XD
What is red and black and yellow and green?
Reala's lair!
What is red and black and yellow and green?
Reala's lair!
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Spynmaster Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:45 pm
Suddenly, I had an image of Reala with a Cheesehead hat... *lol*
What kind of truck visit the graveyard?
The Ice Scream Truck!
What kind of truck visit the graveyard?
The Ice Scream Truck!
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midone Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:07 pm
Heres a few:
What do you get when you cross a bratty kid with a bazooka?
a whole lot of stuff that insurance won't cover.
What did Kentucky say to Virginia?
"Idaho what he's doing, or if his Florida material is wood or carpet, but lets hope he doesn't Tennessee us spying on him!
What do you get when you cross a bratty kid with a bazooka?
a whole lot of stuff that insurance won't cover.
What did Kentucky say to Virginia?
"Idaho what he's doing, or if his Florida material is wood or carpet, but lets hope he doesn't Tennessee us spying on him!
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Spynmaster Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:54 pm
Wow - that last one was really creative, Midone.
If you think the start of deer season is a national holiday...you might be from Wisconsin.
If you think the start of deer season is a national holiday...you might be from Wisconsin.
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midone Sat Dec 28, 2013 12:19 pm
Erm. no. not Wisconsin. Virginia actually. and thanks.Spynmaster wrote:Wow - that last one was really creative, Midone.
If you think the start of deer season is a national holiday...you might be from Wisconsin.
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Re: Jokes to Tell
dreamrevolution Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:46 pm
Knock-Knock
Whose there?
Woodrow
Woodrow Who?
Woodrow But, I don't have a paddle.
I know. It's not very good Knock-Knock joke.
Whose there?
Woodrow
Woodrow Who?
Woodrow But, I don't have a paddle.
I know. It's not very good Knock-Knock joke.
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