Jokes to Tell
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Jokes to Tell
MagicPickleFairy Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:45 pm
Have a good joke to tell? Told a good joke in Talk to the Cast that you want to post here? Share it here!
I'll start it out:
So a plane is crashing and there are two parachutes. The only three beings left are Wizeman, NiGHTS and Will.
Wizeman claims, "Well, I'm the ruler of all nightmare. That's very important so I should get a parachute." So Wizeman takes a parachute and jumps off.
NiGHTS chimes in, "Well, I save and inspire a lot of dreamers and it is important that I keep that legacy." So NiGHTS takes a parachute and jumps off.
Will just looks confused as he calls out of the plane, "Wait, NiGHTS, can't you fly?"
I'll start it out:
So a plane is crashing and there are two parachutes. The only three beings left are Wizeman, NiGHTS and Will.
Wizeman claims, "Well, I'm the ruler of all nightmare. That's very important so I should get a parachute." So Wizeman takes a parachute and jumps off.
NiGHTS chimes in, "Well, I save and inspire a lot of dreamers and it is important that I keep that legacy." So NiGHTS takes a parachute and jumps off.
Will just looks confused as he calls out of the plane, "Wait, NiGHTS, can't you fly?"
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Re: Jokes to Tell
midone Sat Sep 28, 2013 7:55 pm
Here is my first one.
So Reala is chilling with a drink.
And Puffy asks what the big mine hole in the ground is.
he says: "Its A Mine."
and Puffy replies by saying "When did you become Mario?"
So Reala is chilling with a drink.
And Puffy asks what the big mine hole in the ground is.
he says: "Its A Mine."
and Puffy replies by saying "When did you become Mario?"
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Re: Jokes to Tell
TRS NiGHTS Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:45 pm
Hey, there's no rule that these all have to be related to us! You can make jokes about anything as long as it's friendly!
What does the man in the Moon do when he needs a haircut?
'Eclipse it!
What does the man in the Moon do when he needs a haircut?
'Eclipse it!
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Re: Jokes to Tell
midone Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:54 pm
2nd joke!
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Chicken.
Chicken Who?
I'm Chicken you out of my house!
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Chicken.
Chicken Who?
I'm Chicken you out of my house!
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Re: Jokes to Tell
TRS NiGHTS Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:49 pm
What do you get if you cross a ghost with an old glass of milk?
Scream Cheese!
Scream Cheese!
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Spynmaster Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:03 pm
Let's see if you remember these:
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex.
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TRS NiGHTS Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:25 pm
Someone's been watching Jurassic park!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the prom?
Because he had no body to dance with!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the prom?
Because he had no body to dance with!
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Spynmaster Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:09 pm
It's one of Wynd's favorite movies! ^_^;
What do you get when you combine a bird, a car, and a dog?
A Flying Car-pet!
What do you get when you combine a bird, a car, and a dog?
A Flying Car-pet!
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TRS NiGHTS Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:41 am
Heehee, good one!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wouldn't have been as funny if the cow had done it!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wouldn't have been as funny if the cow had done it!
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Spynmaster Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:58 am
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Reala was chasing it for an interview. XD
Because Reala was chasing it for an interview. XD
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Cornsilk Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:09 am
XD!!
You win, Spyn... you win....
Why couldn't the ghost see their mom or dad?
They were trans-parents!
You win, Spyn... you win....
Why couldn't the ghost see their mom or dad?
They were trans-parents!
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Spynmaster Tue Oct 01, 2013 11:35 am
It was glaringly obvious, SiLK. 
What did Wizeman say to Reala when he tucked him in?
Good Night, Maren. =D
How many nights did it take to put in the lightbulb?
Just one. All NiGHTS had to do was spin to screw it in. =D
What did Wizeman say to Reala when he tucked him in?
Good Night, Maren. =D
How many nights did it take to put in the lightbulb?
Just one. All NiGHTS had to do was spin to screw it in. =D
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TRS NiGHTS Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:42 am
Oh, har har... Sonic does the spinning, Spyn. I drilldash.
Why was there no food left after the Halloween party?
Because every guest was a goblin!
Why was there no food left after the Halloween party?
Because every guest was a goblin!
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TRS Reala Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:48 am
Hm, I have one.
Why won't Lumina get another game?
She can't find any she likes well enough - she's a little pixie!
Why won't Lumina get another game?
She can't find any she likes well enough - she's a little pixie!
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Spynmaster Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:00 pm
If a tree falls in SiLK's forest, does it make a sound?
Nope. Reala told the trees to shut up.
Nope. Reala told the trees to shut up.
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TRS Reala Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:09 pm
Heh... that's not bad...
Hey... why do so many humans call me "Checkers?"
Because they're not smart enough for Chess!
Hey... why do so many humans call me "Checkers?"
Because they're not smart enough for Chess!
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Spynmaster Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:03 pm
"Did NiGHTS just become a bobsled?"
"Nope, that's just an allergic reaction (s)he has to the snow.
Here's your sign."
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Cornsilk Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:40 am
What bounces, likes music, and isn't Puffy?
NiGHTS in Soft Museum!
NiGHTS in Soft Museum!
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Spynmaster Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:01 am
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To reach NiGHTS' hands, full of feed.
To reach NiGHTS' hands, full of feed.
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Cornsilk Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:14 pm
In honor of the weather here...
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What do you call it if it's raining chickens?
Fowl Weather!
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What do you call it if it's raining chickens?
Fowl Weather!
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Spynmaster Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:36 pm
What does a tornado and a bratty child have in common?
Property damage, short fuses, and going to sleep once done.
Property damage, short fuses, and going to sleep once done.
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TRS NiGHTS Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:19 am
What does an archer call a scary adventure in the woods?
An arrow-ing experience!
An arrow-ing experience!
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Spynmaster Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:04 pm
Good one, NiGHTS!
What do plants watch on the Sci-Fi channel?
Ripley's Be-leaf it or Not!
What do plants watch on the Sci-Fi channel?
Ripley's Be-leaf it or Not!
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Cornsilk Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:21 am
This is more of a riddle than a joke... but hey,
What's often seen but rarely heard? Scattered all across the world?
Lurking here and lurking there, but when called upon is found nowhere?
The TRS fanbase!
What's often seen but rarely heard? Scattered all across the world?
Lurking here and lurking there, but when called upon is found nowhere?
The TRS fanbase!
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Spynmaster Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:17 pm
Interesting riddle, SiLK.
What's a ninja's favorite magic trick?
To make themselves disappear.
How long did it take for Claris to change the lightbulb?
She never started. She tried to make biscuits with them.
What's a ninja's favorite magic trick?
To make themselves disappear.
How long did it take for Claris to change the lightbulb?
She never started. She tried to make biscuits with them.
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